Simon: Sir, the magnetic poles are about to reverse. (sniffs, holding back tears) All the famous ones, they’re gone.Īide: Hold on, sir, just a minute. There was an earthquake and all the musicians. President: What? How is that possible? Do people just die when I name them?Īide: The Grammys, sir.
He can use Google Maps.Īide: Sir! Pharrell, Newman, Corgan, and that Dream guy. President: For God’s sake, Nathan, the man turns people into snakes. Rick: You’re gonna wanna put them on that giant speaker system at your sonic testing facility at Area 51. (no one responds) The-Dream? He wrote “Umbrella” and “Single Ladies”? You people haven’t heard of The-Dream?
Get me Pharrell, Randy Newman, Billy Corgan, and The-Dream. The Cromulon feed on the talent and showmanship of less-evolved lifeforms. A live performance of a newly-written, catchy, original song. (points to viewscreen showing floating head) This head won’t go away until *burp* Earth shows them it’s got a hit song.Įveryone: Seriously, that’s impossible, etc… So you can forget about nukes, and you can forget about math. Rick: I’ve seen enough of the galaxy to know that what we’ve got here is a Cromulon from the Cygnus-5 Expanse. There’s no need for any more snake-makery. Everybody stand down! I’m the leader of these people and I’m unarmed. A laser fires at the guards and they disappear, leaving only snakes.) (Guards stop and look at Nathan for approval. Rick: Stay back! This watch turns people into snakes! Guards: Hold it! Don’t move! (they approach Rick and Morty with guns) A portal appears and Rick and Morty step through.) President, what America’s got is 70,000 megatons of KABOOM-BOOM! And I say we show it right up this floating head’s ass! Nathan: Have you tried sending it launch codes? Mr. String theory, world history, the human genome. Simon: SETI, NORAD, and every broadcaster on the planet are attempting to show this being what humanity’s got. President: Gentlemen, gentlemen, one at a time! Simon? Did you wanna play checkers? Let’s be rational! I’ll see you at God’s house! (leaves) Goldenfold: Ma’am, a giant head in the sky is controlling the weather. I’m also part of the street team inviting folks to the church downtown so we can pray together. Goldenfold: Scary stuff, huh? Pretty freaky. Rick: Morty and I are going to look into it.
(Rick and Morty pull out of the garage in the ship.) Jerry: She’s allowed to think it’s God if she wants, honey! Summer: Is it God? If it’s God, do we get out of school? Summer, Beth and Jerry are standing outside.) (At the house, winds still blow strongly. (Rick turns off the TV, they are on the couch) (lamp post falls over, Terry runs out of frame) Terry: Jim, you heard *static* said, “Show me what you got.” (winds pick up and the tides change rapidly with its speech) (Giant Head clears its throat, creating a large wind blast) Jim: (in news studio) Let’s not make this political, Terry. A giant head has entered Earth’s gravity, triggering climate change and natural disasters we thought were impossible for at least another eight years. Terry: The view here is the same as yours, Jim. (A news anchor in a raincoat, Terry, is downtown with people panicking in the background as the giant head stares blankly at Earth. Man: Aahh! Golf is hard again! Golf is hard agaaaaaaain! (The hole gets larger and the man falls in.) A large piece of land drops out in front of him, leaving a large hole.) (A man takes a golf swing in the middle of the storm. The Earth catches fire and land masses start collapsing as the wind picks up.) (A giant yellow head flies through space toward Earth. This is a transcript of the Rick and Morty season 2 episode Get Schwifty.
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